February 16th, 2012 at 11:25AM

if you learn one thing from following me

synecdoche:

It should be that you should definitely not keep a poland spring bottle of water next to a poland spring bottle filled with gin next to each other on your night stand because when you wake up at 6AM dying of dehydration and grab one to chug without looking, there is a 50/50 chance it will not end well.

This is a game of Russian Roulette you can play on your own.

  1. lifeaskew reblogged this from synecdoche and added:
    My grandmother did something like this last summer at the dinner table. She grabbed...what...
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  5. caterpillarcowboy reblogged this from mcdavis and added:
    One of my college friends did that once, except instead of accidentally grabbing gin, he grabbed his tobacco chew spit...
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