Hi.

Hi.

In 2009, Apple sold more iPhones than it did in 2007 and 2008 combined.

In 2010, Apple sold more iPhones than it did in 2007, 2008, and 2009 combined.

Last year, Apple sold 93.1 million iPhones, slightly more than it did in in 2007, 2008, 2009, and 2010 combined.

In case you wanted a better illustration of what Apple’s crazy iPhone sales growth is like.

(via Takeaways from Apple’s (Q4) 2011)

Q: 4G and larger screens are growing in the market. Has popularity of larger screens on Android phones changed or impacted your view? And 4G, obviously some phones have battery life issues, but what do you think?
A: We just sold 37 million iPhones and could have sold more with the supply. There are a lot of people out there who like what we’re doing.

I love the response by Tim Cook when asked whether the iPhone should add larger screens or 4G compatibility now to compete better with Android, even though both have been shown to have large negative effects on battery life.

(via Apple Reports Best Quarter Ever in Q1 2012: $13.06 Billion Profit on $46.33 Billion in Revenue)

skeetonmischa:

Patton Oswalt.

skeetonmischa:

Patton Oswalt.

(via indieandyy)

caterpillarcowboy:

taylorlorenz:

I seriously just laughed out loud.
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Hahah, love this.

I had a boss a few years ago who had to switch to testing with “You are awesome!” because something like this happened.

caterpillarcowboy:

taylorlorenz:

I seriously just laughed out loud.

via

Hahah, love this.

I had a boss a few years ago who had to switch to testing with “You are awesome!” because something like this happened.

fna-pookie answered your question: In terms of Breaking Bad, are you Team Walt or Team Jesse?

please dont make this team walt and team jesse shit. looks bad on the show and the people who watch it

No, the animated GIF you’ve set as a repeating background for your Tumblr looks bad.  This was a lighthearted poll to see where people tend to side (if they do at all) after discussions lately with people who are just catching up on the show.

Thanks for weighing in though!

In terms of Breaking Bad, are you Team Walt or Team Jesse?

Curious after discussions about it lately where people sit.

section9:

kingjaffejoffer:

vicemag:

We Read the MegaUpload Indictment Papers So You Wouldn’t Have to
In less than 24 hours, Megaupload has gone from the world’s largest broadcaster of pirated material to the most interesting criminal case in US digital law. Megaupload’s seizure came just a few hours after the news broke that its CEO was Swizz fucking Beatz, leaving the world’s head spinning as it struggles to figure out how the guy who left his lady for Alicia Keys and produced this DMX song was at the head of a piracy ring. (Update: Fader is reporting that this is untrue.)
Almost immediately after Megaupload was shut down, Anonymous responded by crashing the websites of the FBI, MPAA, RIAA and Universal Music Group. A lot of people in “the media” have been talking about the case today, but no one seems to have taken the time to read through the leaked 72-page US government document regarding the indictment. What with Megaupload down, we had nothing better to do so we read the whole thing cover to cover. Here are the juicy details:

- Megaupload spent $2.4 million on yacht rentals in June 2011 alone.
- The US government is after $175 million in assets, including 59 different bank accounts. Many of them Chinese. Two are from Citibank.
- The US is looking for at least 14 Benzes, a Predator statue, two 108 inch TVs, a Seadoo, a 1957 Cadillac, a Maserati, and a Mini Cooper.
-Kim owned a Rolls Royce Phantom with a license plate that read “GOD.” Some of the tags on his other cars included: GUITLY, STONED, GOOD, CEO, MAFIA, and HACKER.

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Pretty much sounds like the best company ever. Ball til you fall. 

Nice. Go big, or go home.

Ball so hard.

section9:

kingjaffejoffer:

vicemag:

We Read the MegaUpload Indictment Papers So You Wouldn’t Have to

In less than 24 hours, Megaupload has gone from the world’s largest broadcaster of pirated material to the most interesting criminal case in US digital law. Megaupload’s seizure came just a few hours after the news broke that its CEO was Swizz fucking Beatz, leaving the world’s head spinning as it struggles to figure out how the guy who left his lady for Alicia Keys and produced this DMX song was at the head of a piracy ring. (Update: Fader is reporting that this is untrue.)

Almost immediately after Megaupload was shut down, Anonymous responded by crashing the websites of the FBI, MPAA, RIAA and Universal Music Group. A lot of people in “the media” have been talking about the case today, but no one seems to have taken the time to read through the leaked 72-page US government document regarding the indictment. What with Megaupload down, we had nothing better to do so we read the whole thing cover to cover. Here are the juicy details:

- Megaupload spent $2.4 million on yacht rentals in June 2011 alone.

- The US government is after $175 million in assets, including 59 different bank accounts. Many of them Chinese. Two are from Citibank.

- The US is looking for at least 14 Benzes, a Predator statue, two 108 inch TVs, a Seadoo, a 1957 Cadillac, a Maserati, and a Mini Cooper.

-Kim owned a Rolls Royce Phantom with a license plate that read “GOD.” Some of the tags on his other cars included: GUITLY, STONED, GOOD, CEO, MAFIA, and HACKER.

Pretty much sounds like the best company ever. Ball til you fall. 

Nice. Go big, or go home.

Ball so hard.